nectarinerd
later gator
nectarinerd
later gator
*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?
pattyjenkins
*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*
all of us:

weird how 15 years from now it might be ur wedding or ur kids birthday but rn it’s just a regular shitty day
I Hear That’s Good
oquelem-sea
AM I HAVING A STROKE?
me: look, a crab eating a strawberry
my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..
me: …he’s a crab
Dramione/Feltson fandom right now